We don’t need no education

By Jay Hunter As the summer draws to a close, exam results start to close in and the looming shadow of school draws in over those in their younger years of life. Whilst I’m sure your school is a nightmare some days, count yourself lucky that you didn’t attend any of these places of education!

We count down the the 12 things high school horror movies taught us:

 

12. Girls Suck…

Cooties (2014)
Cooties (2014)

 

11. …But So Do Boys

Jennifer's Body (2009)
Jennifer’s Body (2009)

 

 

10. There’s Way Too Many Cliques…

Return to Horror High (1987)
Return to Horror High (1987)

 

 

9. …But You’ll Find An Awesome Group Of Friends Anyway

Suspiria (1977)
Suspiria (1977)

 

8. You’ll Say Just About Anything To Your Parents If It Means Staying At Home

Faculty (1998)
Faculty (1998)

 

7. You’ll Just Want To Sleep All The Time

Prom Night (1980)
Prom Night (1980)

 

6. Teachers Will Never Stop Chasing You For Homework

Halloween H20 (1998)
Halloween H20 (1998)

 

5. Your Parents Will Never Stop Hassling You…

Let The Right One In (2008)
Let The Right One In (2008)

 

4. …But You’ll Realise It’s For All The Right Reasons

It Follows (2015)
It Follows (2015)

 

3. At The End Of The Year You’ll Feel Totally Exhausted…

Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

 

2. …And Find Out Prom Is Seriously Overrated. But That’s Okay…

Carrie (1976)
Carrie (1976)

 

1. …Because Nothing Will Ever Beat Just Hanging With Your Friends.

Scream (1996)
Scream (1996)

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